Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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