i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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