Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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