I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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