you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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