I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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