I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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