I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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