He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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