last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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