i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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