Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I love you. Go after that dick
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
