He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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