Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
only if we run a train.
done.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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