its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize