I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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