it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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