your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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