We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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