I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i came on her dog
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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