would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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