I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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