So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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