I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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