i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Randomize