Best friends brother. Beat that.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I could fuck to npr.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Just puked most of my soul out..
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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