so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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