If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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