break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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