I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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