what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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