i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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