i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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