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So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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