why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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