Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wish you could order shots online.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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