fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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