If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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