With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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