Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Do plants get herpes?
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