I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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