grandma shit on top of the toilet
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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