and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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