Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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