Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I wear drunk well.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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