After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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