OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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