is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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