U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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