We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
