For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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