kristin has been a bad kristin
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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