No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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